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1. Place the amplifier on the floor next to Grumbleweed |
2. Stand on the amplifier and drink your mug of cider. This will cause you to do a giant burp into Grumbleweed's face |
3. This will cause Grumbleweed's mouth to hang open in shock, forever. Also he will give you a fly trap |
4. Go and insert your fly trap, 'some rings', earth and thermometer into the Genesis Machine. You must pooooooooke them in with your finger |
5. Hooray! This will turn them into the planets Venus, Saturn, Earth and Mercury |
6. Go and place the planets in order on the Cosmos Altars. As anyone who knows their astronomy knows, knows, the correct order from the sun is: Mercury, Earth, Venus, Saturn |
7. Notice how Saturn is black, for some reason. Also notice how Mercury looks quite a lot like the biscuit on the floor (to the south) |
8. Hooray the sun has lit up! |
9. If you get the Lord of Infinity to examine it, he will shout "IT'S THE SUN!" |
10. Congratulations, Master Games Player. Now you may go off and produce many sons, two of which will be a bit sexy, and one which will have a knacked face |
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