MR SANDWICHES WOKE UP EARLY
HE HAD PROMISED TO PROVIDE SNACKS TO A LOCAL DANCE
WHAT KIND OF SNACKS?
WHY, SANDWICHES OF COURSE!
MR SANDWICHES RAN TO THE TOWN HALL
WHERE THE DANCE WAS TAKING PLACE
HE GAVE SANDWICHES TO EVERYONE
EVEN THE MAYOR!
AS THE PEOPLE ATE THE SANDWICHES
THEY BEGAN TO BRAWL, SCREAM AND CRY
MR SANDWICHES RAN HOME
WHAT HAD GONE WRONG?
HE REALISED HE HAD FILLED THE
SANDWICHES WITH ESSENCE OF HATRED!
MR SANDWICHES LAUGHED AND LAUGHED
WON'T YOU HAVE ONE?
THE END