Kit Williams and Masquerade FAQ

Kit Williams (born April 28, 1946 in Kent, England) is an English artist, illustrator and author best known for his book Masquerade, a pictorial storybook which contains clues to the location of a golden (18 carat) jewelled hare created by Williams and then buried "somewhere in Britain." Here we answer some of the most frequently asked questions about Kit and his book. What was in the 1982 Masquerade calendar? A singing egg glued to a welt What did Kit have to say after the jewel was found? "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck" Is it true that the man who won Masquerade cheated? What's that whole controversy about? The man did not cheat but he was black Did anybody win the prize for Kit's untitled book? Where is the titled copy of that book now? In Kit Williams's anus Has Kit appeared on TV? No he's too frightenened Will Kit write any more puzzle books? No he hates them What is Kit's anus like? Hairy, knacked What is wrong with Kit's eyes? Bulgitus